The pandemic lockdown/couchtour GLK, Courtney no longer needs to clean her house or herself since no one comes over. She never missed dinner and a movie night.
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Couchlock Courtney
Author: ed523
Hill Rich
Hill Richness ain’t what it used to be here in 2022. He’s been way out in the middle of nowhere on some mountain in Northern California hiding under a pile of leaves from CAMP growing his craft sun grown organic weed since the 1960s, becoming an expert grower long before you could ask Reddit or Google if this plant needs cal mag. He doesn’t have to worry about Republican drug war authoritarians so much anymore but now the midwest and east coast weed dealers have stopped coming so he’s gone down to a Dead show in LA with some sample pounds hoping to find some new custies. It’s not going well however, he’s bummed out and even his truck is freaking out.
Boofin Boone
This is as much about the state of porta potties at music festivals as it is about party favor delivery methods. His boof assistant is shoving it down with a devil stick.
Molly Molly
Molly is rolling tits on some grade A MDMA while enjoying a good gnaw and some light shows from several disembodied light glove hands. Why is it always dudes giving those light shows?
Molly Merch:
Visionary Larry
The visionary live painter is having trouble getting into the vibe. Is that a thing that happens? He thinks this a great way to get into shows free that’s a lot sexier than gate crashing. He’s getting pretty good st painting once he gets going. He’ll be famous soon so you better snap up his art now.
The live painter thing is one of the best developments in the jam band and EDM scenes IMHO
Paranoid Floyd
From 2008 or 9 or something He’s a 00’s emo kid who found himself on lot and had too much too fast. Only available on perfed blotter.
Dabbin Dave
He coughs fire after taking a particularly huge dab and looks a lot like his dab torch.
Part of the GLK sticker Pack
Miracle Mindy
Sparkly lil lotiana Miracle Mindy at Dead 50 gets hard to come by tickets thrown at her while poor Earthy Erin gets no love. Released right before Dead 50 summer 2015.
Her sticker is part of the Ghetto Lot Kids sticker pack
Conspiracy Chris
This guy is freaking out over what those freemasonic looking contrails and the helicopters might theoretically be doing and meanwhile he doesn’t even notice the very non theoretical travesty going on right behind him. Calm down, I didn’t say there are no conspiracies but sometimes you gotta pick your battles.
Available in the GLK sticker Pack
Deemster Dan
Deemsters aka DMT aka Dimethyltryptamine is the active ingredient in Ayahuasca and Bufo Alvaralis toad venom and is the stuff Joe Rogan keeps going off about. It’s most effectively smoked through a freebase pipe. That isn’t meth. Fuck meth.
Sticker available in the Ghetto Lot Kids series 1-4 sticker pack. Also available on a t-shirt and an all over print t-shirt.